1分鐘英語小故事1

　　A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times in crying out"wolf !wolf!"Twice or thrice his trick succeeded .The whole village came running out to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains .At last one day the wolf came indeed .The boy cried out in earnest. But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep. So the boy learned, when it was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.

　　一個(gè)放羊的孩子在離村子不遠(yuǎn)的地方放羊。他為了開心尋樂常喊："狼來了!狼來了!"他的惡作劇有兩三次達(dá)到了目的。全村的人都跑來幫忙，而他們所得到的回報(bào)卻是一頓嘲笑，白費(fèi)了心力。最后，有一天狼真的來了。這個(gè)孩子認(rèn)真地大喊起來。但是他的鄰人們卻以為他又在耍把戲，誰都不理會(huì)他的喊叫，于是狼把羊吃了。因此這牧童得到了教訓(xùn)：愛說謊的人，甚至在他說真話的時(shí)候，也沒人相信他，但是他知道得太晚了。

1分鐘英語小故事2

　　Once there were three foxes, they worked together. They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes. The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too. Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again. The second eldest fox dug a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up.

　　三只狐貍

　　從前有三只狐貍，他們愉快地工作和居住在一起。最小的狐貍又懶又壞，經(jīng)常同其他的兩只狐貍爭吵，氣走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐貍得意地住在溫暖的房子里享受著豐富的食品。老大重新開了一塊小山坡種地。老二挖了池塘，不久他們過**富裕的生活。最小的狐貍吃完了那些狐貍留下的所有食物，最后又冷又餓連站也站不起來。

1分鐘英語小故事200篇擴(kuò)展閱讀

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展1）

——1分鐘英語演講簡單的小短文200篇

1分鐘英語演講簡單的小短文1

　　Facing this audience on the stage, I have the exciting feeling of participating in the march of history, for what we are facing today is more than a mere competition or contest. It is an assembly of some of China’s most talented and motivated people, representatives of a younger generation that are preparing themselves for the coming of a new century.

　　I’m grateful that I’ve been given this opportunity, at such a historic moment, to stand here as a spokesman of my generation and to take a serious look back at the past 15 years, a crucial period for every one of us and for this nation as well.

　　Though it is only within my power to tell about my personal experience, and only a tiny fragment of it at that, it still represents, I believe, the root of a spirit which has been essential to me and to all the people bred by the past 15 years.

　　In my elementary years, there was a little girl in the class who worked very hard but somehow could never do satisfactorily in her lessons.

　　The teacher asked me to help her, and it was obvious that she expected a lot from me. but as a young boy, restless, thoughtless, I always tried to evade her so as to get more time to enjoy myself.

　　One day before the final exam, she came up to me and said, Could you please explain this to me? I want very much to do better this time. I started explaining, and finished in a hurry. Pretending not to notice her still confused eyes, I ran off quickly. Nat surprisingly, she again did very badly in the exam. And two months later, at the beginning of the new semester, word came of her death of blood cancer. No one ever knew about the little task I failed to fulfill, but I couldn’t forgive myself. I sim* couldn’t forget her eyes, which seem to be asking, Why didn’t you do a little more to help me, when it was so easy for you? Why didn’t you understand a little better the trust placed in you, so that I would not have to leave this world in such pain and regret?

　　&nds. Society is becoming ike inpiduality and creativity are getting more emphasis and more people are rewarded for their hard work and efforts. Such is the era in which this generation ,grows and matures.

　　Such is the era in which this generation will take over the nation from our fathers and learn to run it. Yet in the meantime, many problems still exist.

1分鐘英語演講簡單的小短文2

　　good evening, honorable judges, ladies and gentlemen.

　　it’s my great pleasure to stand here to present my speech—change the world, change ourselves.

　　it’s noticable that western holidays are becoming increasingly popular day by day, while chinese traditional festivals are being somewhat neglected. not long before about 10 doctors in beijing university and qinghua unversity announced that we should reject the invasion of western holidays ,because they regard western holidays as an challenge against our traditional festivals and culture.

　　frankly speaking, i don’t quite agree with them.indeed, we should never neglect or even discard our traditonal festivals as china boasts a brilliant history and splendid traditions. (examples).but why can’t we absorb the meaningful western holidays and culture.

　　there are obvious reasons why some western holidays are so popular in china. on the one hand, some of the western holidays which we chinese don’t have are reasonable and meaningful, such as father’s day and april fool’s day etc. on the other hand,the prevalence of globalization enables western culture to prevail in china. overwhelmed by such a trend,chinese unconsiciously get involved in western holidays and culture.

　　with the further development of the whole world, the cultural communication between different countries and nations becom#from 本文來自高考資源網(wǎng)http://www.gkstk end#es faster and more and more important. we are indeed from different nations, but we are the citizens of the same world, so the outstanding culture of different nations is the commom wealth of everyone on the earth.the only way for us to protect our traditional culture is to reject the foreign culture? the answer is definitely no. what we ought to do is to spare no effort to educate chinese to get to know and treasure our splendid traditions instead of rejecting foreign culture. only by educating can we set our confidence and belief towards our culture. only by educating can we preserve and promote the wealth that our ancesters left for us.

　　at last i’d like to share a famouse saying of gandhi with all of you ,that is:if you want to change the world, then you must change yourself first.”

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展2）

——2分鐘英語小故事60篇

2分鐘英語小故事1

　　The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鴿子

　　A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.

　　Zeal should not outrun discretion.

　　有只鴿子口渴得很難受，看見畫板上畫著一個(gè)水瓶，以為是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飛過 去，不料一頭碰撞在畫板上，折斷了翅膀，摔在地上，被人輕易地捉住了。

　　這是說，有些人想急于得到所需的東西，一時(shí)沖動(dòng)，草率從事，就會(huì)身遭不幸。

2分鐘英語小故事2

　　The Bargain CD Set

　　Sidney reread the song list and artists. He noticed that the classic song “Moon River” was sung by Danny Williams; Sidney thought that the original artist was actually Andy Williams. He told Gita that he had his doubts. She told him not to buy it, but he decided to take a chance on it—after all, it was only $11.99. What could they lose, he joked. When they got home and played the CDs in that set, both of them were disappointed.

　　“When are you going to learn to listen to me?” Gita asked Sidney as she rapped him in the head with the box of the CD set. Sidney told her that he would take it back to see if he could exchange it. “Of course not!” Gita said. “The receipt says that you cannot return an opened package.”

　　Sidney took it back anyway; he hoped that he could charm the sales clerk into giving him an exchange. He couldn’t. She said that the only thing she could do was buy the CD set back from him. He said that that was okay with him, figuring that she was going to pay him $11.99 plus tax. She typed the title of the set into her com*r. A few moments later, she told him that she would be able to give him 70 cents. “You mean seventy cents for each CD?” Sidney asked. “No, 70 cents for the set,” she replied. Sidney laughed. He was getting ripped off by two different companies for the same item. On his way out of the store, he decided he would regift the set as an office Christmas present.

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展3）

——1分鐘英語小故事 (菁選2篇)

1分鐘英語小故事1

　　A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times in crying out"wolf !wolf!"Twice or thrice his trick succeeded .The whole village came running out to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains .At last one day the wolf came indeed .The boy cried out in earnest. But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep. So the boy learned, when it was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.

　　一個(gè)放羊的孩子在離村子不遠(yuǎn)的地方放羊。他為了開心尋樂常喊："狼來了!狼來了!"他的惡作劇有兩三次達(dá)到了目的。全村的人都跑來幫忙，而他們所得到的回報(bào)卻是一頓嘲笑，白費(fèi)了心力。最后，有一天狼真的來了。這個(gè)孩子認(rèn)真地大喊起來。但是他的鄰人們卻以為他又在耍把戲，誰都不理會(huì)他的喊叫，于是狼把羊吃了。因此這牧童得到了教訓(xùn)：愛說謊的人，甚至在他說真話的時(shí)候，也沒人相信他，但是他知道得太晚了。

1分鐘英語小故事2

　　Once there were three foxes, they worked together. They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes. The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too. Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again. The second eldest fox dug a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up.

　　三只狐貍

　　從前有三只狐貍，他們愉快地工作和居住在一起。最小的狐貍又懶又壞，經(jīng)常同其他的兩只狐貍爭吵，氣走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐貍得意地住在溫暖的房子里享受著豐富的食品。老大重新開了一塊小山坡種地。老二挖了池塘，不久他們過**富裕的生活。最小的狐貍吃完了那些狐貍留下的所有食物，最后又冷又餓連站也站不起來。

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展4）

——1分鐘幽默笑話200篇

1分鐘幽默笑話1

　　1、本**二學(xué)生，一日上自習(xí)課突感腹痛，有放屁的感覺，但是教室很靜，不敢大聲放啊，只好一點(diǎn)一點(diǎn)的放，最后還是有一點(diǎn)聲出來。這時(shí)后排的二貨同學(xué)來了句：“挺好個(gè)屁，讓你放碎了�！�

　　2、昨天一朋友突然遇到一個(gè)單詞apple不認(rèn)識(shí)就問我什么意思。傻比!蘋果都不認(rèn)識(shí)。他突然來一句，蘋果不是iPhone嗎?

　　3、小時(shí)候，有次生病，爸爸帶我去輸液，那時(shí)候的輸液管都是有滾輪的那種，調(diào)速度用的`。輸液到一半的時(shí)候，爸爸嫌慢，調(diào)快點(diǎn)，又嫌慢，又調(diào)，反復(fù)幾次滾輪掉了啊，水就直線進(jìn)入我的血管，真心疼。爸爸一看，也沒叫護(hù)士，自己把針頭就拔了啊，說不輸了，就帶我回家了。別懷疑，我是親生的。

　　4、有一次看電影的時(shí)候，突然銀幕黑了，但聲音還有。某個(gè)觀眾跳起來大喊：“干啥呢，晃晃鼠標(biāo)啊!”

　　5、我問兒子：“給爸爸打電話沒有，晚上回家吃飯不?”他說：“我給爸爸打電話，是一個(gè)阿姨接的�！蔽倚睦镆怀�，不高興了。兒子繼續(xù)說：“阿姨說了：‘您撥打的電話正在通話中，請(qǐng)稍后再撥。

　　6、你說…世界上第一個(gè)知道牛奶可以喝的家伙，到底對(duì)牛做了什么…?

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展5）

——1分鐘笑話故事笑破你的肚子200篇

1分鐘笑話故事笑破你的肚子1

　　1、“大夫，我得了什么病?”

　　“不妙啊，老爺子，看來得把您的肺切除!”

　　“切什么肺啊!我的肺一向是好好的!”

　　“對(duì)，您的肺現(xiàn)在是好好的，不過，您的肝現(xiàn)在沒地方擱……”

　　2、精神病院的病人對(duì)新來的醫(yī)生說：“醫(yī)生，我們都很喜歡你，覺得你比以前那位醫(yī)生好多了。”

　　醫(yī)生說：“謝謝，為什么呢?”

　　病人：“你看上去和我們的樣子差不多。”

　　3、醫(yī)生：“你有沒有聽我的建議，睡覺時(shí)將窗戶打開?”

　　病人：“有�！� .

　　醫(yī)生：“那么你的氣喘完全不見了吧?”

　　病人：“還在。但是我的手機(jī)、電視、筆記本電腦都不見了�！�

　　4、某人因左胸部疼痛輾轉(zhuǎn)幾家醫(yī)院，做了不少檢查，但診斷仍不明確。

　　醫(yī)生最后說：“你這個(gè)病是肋間神經(jīng)病。”

　　此人一聽，臉色大變，問道：“確定嗎?”

　　醫(yī)生：“確定”

　　然后低聲說：“大夫，拜托你幫我保密，千萬別讓別人知道我這神經(jīng)病啊!”

1分鐘笑話故事笑破你的肚子2

　　1、農(nóng)夫買了一盒耗子藥，耗子吃了之后大搖大擺的走了。

　　農(nóng)夫找到藥店老板，老板說要抓到耗子用溫水送服。

　　農(nóng)夫照做，耗子照走不誤。農(nóng)夫又找到老板，老板問：“你喂了幾次?”

　　農(nóng)夫答：“一次。

　　老板說：“你看下說明書，6盒一療程�！�

　　2、病人很擔(dān)心自己的腦袋。經(jīng)X光檢查后，他問醫(yī)生：“我的'腦部有什么嗎?”

　　醫(yī)生：“什么也沒有�！�

　　病人：“啊，真的這么嚴(yán)重?”

　　3、去醫(yī)院打針，一個(gè)小護(hù)士可能是實(shí)習(xí)的，比較緊張，拿針頭扎了我十下都沒找到血管。

　　我咬著牙說道:“大姐，你姓李是吧�！�

　　她說：“你怎么知道?”

　　我說很簡單啊，因?yàn)槟阋豢淳褪莻髡f中的李十針(時(shí)珍)。

　　4、青年醫(yī)生：我明天就要掛牌營業(yè)了，您能否向我傳授一些經(jīng)驗(yàn)?

　　中年醫(yī)生：賬單要寫得清楚些，而藥方則要寫得潦草一點(diǎn)。

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展6）

——2分鐘英語笑話小故事60篇

2分鐘英語笑話小故事1

　　Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”

　　上周，布萊克夫人去了一趟倫敦。她不太熟悉倫敦，結(jié)果她迷路了。突然她在一個(gè)公共汽車站附近看見一位男子。她急忙向這位男子走去，說道：“勞駕您一下!請(qǐng)您告訴我去醫(yī)院的路，好嗎?”這位男子笑了。他聽不懂英語。他來自德國。但是他將手伸進(jìn)了自己的.衣袋里，從里面掏出了一本英語詞典。他查找到了一些單詞。然后他一字一句地說：“我很抱歉我聽不懂你說的話�！�

2分鐘英語笑話小故事2

　　One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.

　　一天，老師帶學(xué)生到養(yǎng)雞場(chǎng)參觀，當(dāng)他們走近孵化器時(shí)，剛好一只小雞破殼而出。

　　"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.

　　“看見一個(gè)小生命從蛋殼里出來，豈不是很奇妙的嗎?”老師說。

　　"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."

　　“是的，老師�！币粋�(gè)男學(xué)生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進(jìn)蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了�！�

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展7）

——3分鐘兒童童話小故事60篇

3分鐘兒童童話小故事1

　　雞媽媽有三個(gè)孩子，他們的名字分別叫黑黑、白白和花花。一天，雞媽媽問孩子們：“你們知道兔子是怎么對(duì)付壞蛋的嗎？”他們誰也答不上來，就一起去問兔子。

　　“兔子！你是怎么對(duì)付壞蛋的？”黑黑尖聲尖氣地叫道�！拔也挪桓嬖V你呢，沒禮貌的孩子！”兔子生氣地說。“哼！擺什么臭架子！”說完，黑黑氣呼呼地走了。

　　白白過來說：“兔子阿姨，請(qǐng)問您是怎么對(duì)付壞蛋的呢？”兔子看了看他說：“對(duì)付壞蛋嘛，我們有自己的辦法。不過，這是秘密，我不能告訴你，對(duì)不起了�！卑装茁犓�把話說絕了，再白費(fèi)口舌也沒用，只好悻悻地走了。

　　花花沒有再問，他想：“壞蛋總會(huì)來的，還是我親自觀察吧�！庇谑牵�他躲到了草叢里，瞪大了眼睛望著兔子的家。過了好久也沒有動(dòng)靜，花花很著急。

　　這時(shí)，來了一只狐貍。他發(fā)現(xiàn)了兔子，就猛地?fù)淞松先�，兔子急忙鉆進(jìn)了洞里。狐貍鉆不進(jìn)去，干著急，干脆坐在洞口等兔子出來。沒想到，兔子從另一個(gè)洞口鉆了出來。狐貍很生氣，又撲了過去，結(jié)果兔子又進(jìn)洞了。兔子的家有好幾個(gè)洞口，一會(huì)兒從這個(gè)洞出來，一會(huì)兒又從那個(gè)洞出來。狐貍也跟著從這個(gè)洞口竄到那個(gè)洞口，從那個(gè)洞口竄到這個(gè)洞口，不久就累得氣喘吁吁，精疲力竭了，可還是沒有辦法捉到兔子。最后，狐貍只好垂頭喪氣地走了。

　　花花回家后，高興地告訴了媽媽狡兔三窟的道理，黑黑和白白以為花花一定是說盡了好話求兔子，才得到的答案�；ɑㄐχ�說：“我呀，一個(gè)字也沒說，我是動(dòng)腦筋觀察到的。”雞媽媽高興地笑了。

3分鐘兒童童話小故事2

　　一只小麻雀因?yàn)楸宦槿笅寢屧┩魉�偷吃了家里的魚，覺得很委屈，便決定離家出走。

　　小麻雀收拾好行李后，偷偷地進(jìn)行了它的第一次冒險(xiǎn)之旅。它剛來到了一個(gè)小鎮(zhèn)，就被一只大禿鷹盯**。大禿鷹為了眼前的美食，窮追不舍。

　　小麻雀費(fèi)了九牛二虎之力，才擺脫了威脅它的大禿鷹。沒想到一波未*一波又起。狡猾的狐貍對(duì)小麻雀唾涎三尺，它可沒大禿鷹那么橫沖直撞，狐貍先和麻雀交起了朋友。小麻雀想：我人生地不熟，俗話說“在家靠父母，出外靠朋友”，交個(gè)朋友也好，便和狐貍聊起了天。不一會(huì)兒，狐貍開始稱兄道弟，天真的麻雀哪里知道，它還以為遇到了一個(gè)好心人呢。

　　狐貍故作姿態(tài)對(duì)小麻雀說：“麻雀老弟，你初來乍到，到我家吃頓飯，算我為你接風(fēng)洗塵吧�！甭槿傅亩亲釉琊I得咕咕直叫，難得狐貍這么熱心腸，它連忙點(diǎn)頭，狐貍也求之不得，心里暗暗高興。去到狐貍家，狐貍一把將麻雀抓住，露出了笑，麻雀終于明白了，原來狐貍是為了吃小它才稱兄道弟的��！在這危險(xiǎn)時(shí)刻，突然窗外一個(gè)*飛來，趁狐貍捂著發(fā)痛的眼睛的當(dāng)兒，小麻雀趁機(jī)逃跑了。

　　小麻雀回到家里，把整件事告訴了媽媽。媽媽也向它道歉呢，說原來魚是貓偷吃的'，它冤枉了小麻雀，母女相擁起來。小麻雀覺得還是家里比外面溫暖�。�

3分鐘兒童童話小故事3

　　夏季，綠草如茵，大樹枝繁葉茂，小河的水清澈透明。在這美麗的景色中，四只小猴子來到河邊的草地上踢球。

　　小猴子們你踢給我，我踢給你，他們跑著、跳著、搶著、鬧著，他們"哈哈"地笑著，玩的滿頭大汗。一只小猴子摔了一跤，把皮球踢進(jìn)了小河里。四只小猴子急地抓耳撓腮，這可怎么辦呀！一只小猴子爬到樹上一看，小皮球在水上漂浮著，漸漸的離岸邊遠(yuǎn)了。

　　正當(dāng)小猴子們沒辦法的時(shí)候，突然，一只小猴子想出了個(gè)好辦法。他急忙回家拿來媽媽洗衣服的大木盆，另一只小猴子撿起岸邊的一根樹枝，跳進(jìn)了大木盆里。那三只小猴子抬著大盆放進(jìn)水里。坐在大木盆里的小猴子開始用樹枝劃水，木盆在水里打著轉(zhuǎn)兒，把小猴子急得滿頭汗。不一會(huì)兒，小猴子熟練地劃著樹枝朝皮球劃去，把皮球撈起來放在大木盆里，又往岸邊劃去。

　　��！皮球終于撈上來了。四只小猴子歡快地唱著歌踢起球來。

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展8）

——2分鐘英語笑話小故事 (菁選2篇)

2分鐘英語笑話小故事1

　　Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”

　　上周，布萊克夫人去了一趟倫敦。她不太熟悉倫敦，結(jié)果她迷路了。突然她在一個(gè)公共汽車站附近看見一位男子。她急忙向這位男子走去，說道：“勞駕您一下!請(qǐng)您告訴我去醫(yī)院的路，好嗎?”這位男子笑了。他聽不懂英語。他來自德國。但是他將手伸進(jìn)了自己的.衣袋里，從里面掏出了一本英語詞典。他查找到了一些單詞。然后他一字一句地說：“我很抱歉我聽不懂你說的話。”

2分鐘英語笑話小故事2

　　One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.

　　一天，老師帶學(xué)生到養(yǎng)雞場(chǎng)參觀，當(dāng)他們走近孵化器時(shí)，剛好一只小雞破殼而出。

　　"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.

　　“看見一個(gè)小生命從蛋殼里出來，豈不是很奇妙的嗎?”老師說。

　　"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."

　　“是的，老師�！币粋�(gè)男學(xué)生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進(jìn)蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了。”

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展9）

——2分鐘英語小故事 (菁選2篇)

2分鐘英語小故事1

　　The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鴿子

　　A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.

　　Zeal should not outrun discretion.

　　有只鴿子口渴得很難受，看見畫板上畫著一個(gè)水瓶，以為是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飛過 去，不料一頭碰撞在畫板上，折斷了翅膀，摔在地上，被人輕易地捉住了。

　　這是說，有些人想急于得到所需的東西，一時(shí)沖動(dòng)，草率從事，就會(huì)身遭不幸。

2分鐘英語小故事2

　　The Bargain CD Set

　　Sidney reread the song list and artists. He noticed that the classic song “Moon River” was sung by Danny Williams; Sidney thought that the original artist was actually Andy Williams. He told Gita that he had his doubts. She told him not to buy it, but he decided to take a chance on it—after all, it was only $11.99. What could they lose, he joked. When they got home and played the CDs in that set, both of them were disappointed.

　　“When are you going to learn to listen to me?” Gita asked Sidney as she rapped him in the head with the box of the CD set. Sidney told her that he would take it back to see if he could exchange it. “Of course not!” Gita said. “The receipt says that you cannot return an opened package.”

　　Sidney took it back anyway; he hoped that he could charm the sales clerk into giving him an exchange. He couldn’t. She said that the only thing she could do was buy the CD set back from him. He said that that was okay with him, figuring that she was going to pay him $11.99 plus tax. She typed the title of the set into her com*r. A few moments later, she told him that she would be able to give him 70 cents. “You mean seventy cents for each CD?” Sidney asked. “No, 70 cents for the set,” she replied. Sidney laughed. He was getting ripped off by two different companies for the same item. On his way out of the store, he decided he would regift the set as an office Christmas present.

1分鐘英語小故事200篇（擴(kuò)展10）

——3分鐘幽默小故事 (菁選2篇)

3分鐘幽默小故事1

　　**培訓(xùn)班的最后一天，主辦方臨時(shí)安排**們?nèi)?*，聽****現(xiàn)身說法。

　　鄰市的原城建局**現(xiàn)身，交代一番自己**腐化、**情人的罪行。只聽猛的一聲轟響，市財(cái)政局陳**倒在地上。

　　城建局伍**掏出幾粒保心丸，塞進(jìn)陳**的嘴里，取出手機(jī)準(zhǔn)備撥打120，誰知他的手機(jī)恰巧響了起來。

　　一看是家里的號(hào)碼，他便不耐煩地說：“別打了，我在**忙著呢!”說罷掛斷通話，撥通了120。

　　救護(hù)車呼嘯趕來，病人被迅速送走。隨著****一個(gè)個(gè)交代，倒下的**也越來越多，伍**積極安排送救，動(dòng)作利索。

　　眾人不禁疑惑：圈里公認(rèn)，老伍是**問題最大的主兒，又有很多病，按做賊心虛的說法，先倒下的應(yīng)當(dāng)是他呀!怎么竟一點(diǎn)反應(yīng)也沒有……

　　活動(dòng)結(jié)束后，伍**一回家，就從衣袋里掏出一堆藥瓶，對(duì)著臥室夸獎(jiǎng)道：“老婆真有你的，要不是你，事先給我準(zhǔn)備了這些藥，說不定我早完了，這真是有備無患呀!”

　　伍**笑了一陣兒，不見回應(yīng)。他走進(jìn)臥室，發(fā)現(xiàn)老婆不在，此時(shí)，小保姆氣喘吁吁地走了進(jìn)來，見到伍**，驚喜地說：“叔叔您回來了?聽說您進(jìn)了**，阿姨一下就昏倒了，剛被醫(yī)院搶救過來，這不，我回家來拿點(diǎn)阿姨的生活用品!”

　　伍**馬上趕去醫(yī)院，發(fā)現(xiàn)反貪局的*也在病房里，老婆正痛哭流涕：“*，老伍的事我全交代，只求您不要把他送進(jìn)**，他身體有病，會(huì)挺不過來的……”

3分鐘幽默小故事2

　　機(jī)場(chǎng)新來了一位徐機(jī)長，單身，很帥，成了諸多單身空姐的目標(biāo)�？尚鞕C(jī)長也不知道晃花了眼還是生性保守，竟對(duì)眾多的.美眉沒反應(yīng)，因此，徐機(jī)長也得了個(gè)別稱：不來電。

　　空姐愛蓮也喜歡徐機(jī)長，卻不知該如何下手。恰逢機(jī)場(chǎng)舉辦聯(lián)誼會(huì)，有感于徐機(jī)長“不來電”的外號(hào)，愛蓮想出了一個(gè)絕妙的主意。

　　不出愛蓮所料，邀請(qǐng)徐機(jī)長跳一曲的女孩子們接連不斷，卻都只能蜻蜓點(diǎn)水般與他短暫搭上幾句話，徐機(jī)長對(duì)每一個(gè)舞伴，都保持著若即若離的距離。愛蓮則按兵不動(dòng)，暗暗等待機(jī)會(huì)。

　　總算等到了一曲相當(dāng)長的現(xiàn)代舞，愛蓮快步上前，邀徐機(jī)長進(jìn)了舞池。兩人剛一接手，只聽“啪”的一聲，愛蓮的手狠狠地放了靜電。徐機(jī)長痛得一皺眉，但礙于風(fēng)度，他忍了，拉著愛蓮的手繼續(xù)跳。

　　這曲子的舞步，對(duì)舞者的要求是分分合合的，分開的手再拉住，必定一次次狠狠地放靜電。屢次被電痛的徐機(jī)長也不管舞步要求了，拉住愛蓮的手不肯再松開。同事們發(fā)現(xiàn)他倆親近得手都不帶分開的，紛紛議論著徐機(jī)長對(duì)愛蓮“來電了”。

　　跳亂了舞步，徐機(jī)長很是尷尬，就跟愛蓮邊跳邊聊，一副談得很投機(jī)的樣子。嘿，這一談，倆人還真投緣。

　　半年后，徐機(jī)長和愛蓮辦訂婚宴，同事們一定要知道愛蓮是怎么搞定“不來電”的，愛蓮被迫交代，那次跳舞前，她特地穿了一套極易起靜電的混紡衣服，非電得徐機(jī)長這個(gè)“不來電”來電了不可。