超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯（通用11篇）

　　笑話是一個(gè)漢語詞匯，拼音是xiào hua，意思是引人發(fā)笑的話或事情。笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點(diǎn)。下面是小編整理的超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯相關(guān)內(nèi)容。

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇1

　　Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel.All claimed that they were the best.

　　Green said: Clearly I am the most important.I am the sign of life and of hope.I was chosen for grass,trees and leaves.Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority.

　　Blue interrupted: You only think about the earth,but consider the sky and the sea.It is the water that is the basis of life.The sky gives space and peace and serenity.Without my peace,you would all be nothing.”

　　Yellow chuckled: The sun is yellow,the moon is yellow,the stars are yellow.Every time you look at a sunflower,the whole world starts to smile.Without me there would be no fun.

　　Orange started next: I carry the most important vitamins.Think of carrots,oranges and mangoes.When I fill the sky at sunrise or sunset,my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you.

　　Red could stand it no longer so he shouted out: I am the ruler of all of you.I am blood一 life's blood! I bring fire into the blood.I am the color of passion and love.

　　Purple was very tall and spoke with great pomp: I am the color of royalty and power.Kings,chiefs and bishops have always chosen me for I am the sign of authority and wisdom.People do not question me! They listen and obey.

　　Finally Indigo spoke,much more quietly than all the others,but with just as much determination: Think of me.I am the color of silence.I represent thought and reflection,twilight and deep water.You need me for balance and contrast,for prayer and inner peace.

　　And so the colors went on quarreling,each convinced of his or her own superiority.Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening,and thunder rolled.Rain started to pour down.

　　Rain began to speak: You foolish colors.Don't you know that you were each made for a special purpose? Join hands with one another and come to me.

　　Doing as they were told,the colors joined hands and united.

　　Rain continued: From now on,when it rains,each of you will stretch across the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder that you can all live in peace.The rainbow is a sign of hope for tomorrow.

　　有一天，世界上的五顏六色彼此爭(zhēng)吵了起來，每一個(gè)顏色都聲稱自己是最好的。

　　綠色說：“很明顯嘛!我就是最重要的。我是生命和希望的象征。青草、大樹和葉子都選擇我，只要往鄉(xiāng)野望去，我就是主色�！�

　　藍(lán)色打斷他的話說：“你只想到地面，想想天空和海洋吧!水是生命之源，而天空包容大地、寧?kù)o和祥和。一旦失去我的寧?kù)o祥和，你們就什么也不是了。”

　　黃色暗自好笑：“太陽是黃色的，月亮是黃色的，星星也是黃色的。每當(dāng)你看著向日葵，整個(gè)世界也跟著笑逐言開起來。沒有了我，也就沒有了樂趣。”

　　橙色接著說：“我是最重要的維他命，想想胡蘿卜、橘子和芒果。每當(dāng)日出日落時(shí)，我就滿布在天空，我的美麗如此令人驚艷，根本不會(huì)有人想到你們�！�

　　紅色再也按捺不住，他大聲的說：“我是你們的主宰，我是血!生命之血!我將熱情注入血液，我是熱情和愛情的顏色。”

　　紫色自視甚高，而且盛氣凌人的說：“我是皇室和權(quán)威的顏色，國(guó)王、領(lǐng)袖和大主教都選擇我，因?yàn)槲沂菣?quán)威和智慧的象征。人們不敢對(duì)我有所存疑，只有乖乖聽命的份。”

　　靛色終于說話了，比起其它顏色，他的聲音平和多了，但是，也是同樣的斬釘截鐵：“我是寧?kù)o之聲，我代表思想、深思熟慮、曙光以及深水。你們需要我來平衡對(duì)比、祈禱并獲得內(nèi)在的平靜�！�

　　五言六色就這樣一直吵下去，每個(gè)顏色都認(rèn)為自己最優(yōu)秀。突然間閃電雷鳴大作，大雨傾盆而下。

　　雨開口說話：“你們這些蠢顏色，你們不曉得自己各有所司嗎?大家手牽手一起過來。”

　　那些顏色都乖乖的手牽手，站在一起。

　　雨接著說：“從今以后，只要一下雨，你們每個(gè)都得伸展成大弓形橫跨在天際，藉以提醒大家和平共處。因?yàn)椴屎缡敲魅障Ｍ�的象征。�?/p>

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇2

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked,and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard,holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples,but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一個(gè)城市里的游客來到一個(gè)小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城里人看見一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?"那位農(nóng)夫 回答說，"時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?"

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇3

　　I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

　　"Yes,dear," she replied."Why do you ask?"

　　"Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!"

　　我剛咬了自己的舌頭

　　“我們有毒嗎?”一條年幼的蛇問它的媽媽。

　　“是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個(gè)干什么?”

　　“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄Я俗约旱纳囝^!”

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇4

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.

　　三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。

　　Just as they got into the cafe,it started to rain.

　　它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。

　　The biggest turtle said to the smallest one," Go home and get the umbrella."

　　于是最大的那只烏龜對(duì)最小的烏龜說，“你回家去取傘吧。”

　　The little turtle replied,"I will,if you don't drink my offee."

　　最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的'咖啡喝了，我就去�！�

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle,"Well,I guess he isn't coming back,so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　兩年后，大烏龜對(duì)中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了�！�

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door,"If you do,I won't go."

　　正在這時(shí)，一個(gè)聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去�！�

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇5

　　"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time.You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”

　　“這么說，你又要請(qǐng)一天假，”老師怒氣沖沖地對(duì)他的學(xué)生湯姆說，“我倒想知道你這次找什么借口。你已經(jīng)請(qǐng)了四次假說去參加你爺爺?shù)脑岫Y�！�

　　Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”

　　湯姆回答說:“今天是我奶奶再次舉行婚禮�！�

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇6

　　Midway Tactics

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying,"Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming,"Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated,"ENTRANCE".

　　中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)

　　三個(gè)互相爭(zhēng)生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

　　右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價(jià)!”“特便宜!”

　　左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價(jià)!”“大折扣!”

　　中間的商人隨后準(zhǔn)備了一個(gè)大招牌，上面只簡(jiǎn)單地寫著：“入口處”。

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇7

　　Very Pleased to Meet You

　　During World War II,a lot of young women in Britain were in the army.Joan Phillips was one of them.She worked in a big camp,and of course met a lot of men,officers and soldiers.

　　One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance.He said to her,"I‘m going abroad tomorrow,but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed,and they wrote for several months.

　　Then his letters stopped,but she received one from another officer,telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

　　Joan went there and said to the matron,"I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."

　　"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

　　"Oh,that‘s all right," answered Joan."I‘m his sister."

　　"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said,"I‘m his mother!"

　　在第二次世界大戰(zhàn)中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍營(yíng)中服役。瓊.飛利浦斯是其中之一。她在一個(gè)大軍營(yíng)中工作，當(dāng)然遇到了許多男士，包括軍官和士兵。

　　一天晚上她在舞會(huì)上遇到了軍官漢弗雷斯。他對(duì)她說，“我明天就要出國(guó)，但如果我們能夠相互寫信，我會(huì)很高興。”瓊同意了，于是他們幾個(gè)月里一直通著信。

　　后來，他再?zèng)]有來信。她收到了另一個(gè)軍官的信，告訴她，他受傷了，住在英格蘭的某個(gè)部隊(duì)醫(yī)院里。

　　瓊到了醫(yī)院，她對(duì)護(hù)士長(zhǎng)說，“我來看望軍官漢弗雷斯�！�

　　“這里只有親屬可以探望病人。”護(hù)士長(zhǎng)說。

　　“噢，是的，”瓊說，“我是他的妹妹�！�

　　“很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你，”護(hù)士長(zhǎng)說，“我是他的母親。”

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇8

　　Two Soldiers

　　Two soldiers were in camp.The first one‘s name was George,and the second one‘s name was Bill.George said,"have you got a piece of paper and an envelope,Bill?"

　　Bill said,"Yes,I have," and he gave them to him.

　　Then George said,"Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his,and George wrote his letter.Then he put it in the envelope and said,"have you got a stamp,Bill?" Bill gave him one.

　　Then Bill got up and went to the door,so George said to him,"Are you going out?"

　　Bill Said,"Yes,I am," and he opened the door.

　　George said,"Please put my letter in the box in the office,and..." He stopped.

　　"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

　　George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered,"What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

　　軍營(yíng)里有二名士兵，一個(gè)叫喬治，一個(gè)叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”

　　比爾說：“有�！比缓蟀研偶埡托欧饨o了喬治。

　　喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢�！北葼栍职炎约旱墓P給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完后把信放進(jìn)信封里，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。

　　這時(shí)比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”

　　比爾說：“是的�！彪S即打開了門。

　　喬治說：“請(qǐng)幫我把這封信投進(jìn)辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。

　　“你還要什么?”比爾問。

　　喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是?”

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇9

　　Five Months Older

　　The Second World War had begun,and John wanted to join the army,but he was only 16 years old,and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18.So when the army doctor examined him,he said that he was 18.

　　But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before,and the same doctor had examined him too.This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name,so when he saw John‘s papers,he was surprised.

　　"How old are you?" he said.

　　"Eighteen,sir," said John.

　　"But your brother was eighteen,too," said the doctor."Are you twins?"

　　"Oh,no,sir," said John,and his face went red."My brother is five months older than I am."

　　大五個(gè)月

　　第二次世界大戰(zhàn)開始了，約翰想?yún)④�，可他只有十六歲，當(dāng)時(shí)規(guī)定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫(yī)給他進(jìn)行體檢時(shí)，他說他已經(jīng)十八歲了。

　　可約翰的哥哥剛?cè)胛闆]幾天，而且也是這個(gè)軍醫(yī)給他做的檢查。這位醫(yī)生還記得他哥哥的姓。所以當(dāng)他看到約翰的表格時(shí)，感到非常驚奇。

　　“你多大了?”軍醫(yī)問。

　　“十八，長(zhǎng)官�！奔s翰說。

　　“可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?”

　　約翰臉紅了，說：“哦，不是，長(zhǎng)官，我哥哥比我大五個(gè)月。”

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇10

　　West Point

　　My father,brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College.Taking a stroll before kickoff,we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms.Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs,"to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."

　　One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture.They explained,"We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."

　　父親、哥哥和我到西點(diǎn)軍校去觀看一場(chǎng)陸軍與波士頓大學(xué)之間的橄欖球賽。開始之前，我們到處轉(zhuǎn)了轉(zhuǎn)，碰到許多穿著整齊制服的學(xué)員。幾名游客問新兵是否愿意擺出軍姿來讓他們攝�！昂米屛覀兊膬鹤又�道，如果他到西點(diǎn)軍校來學(xué)習(xí)會(huì)得到什么�！�

　　一對(duì)中年夫婦走近一名非常漂亮的女學(xué)員，問她是否愿意擺個(gè)姿勢(shì)照相。他們解釋說：“我們想讓兒子知道他沒來西點(diǎn)軍校錯(cuò)過了什么�！�

　　超好笑的英語笑話有翻譯 篇11

　　Present for Girlfriend

　　At a jewelry store,a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend."Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

　　The customer thought for a moment,and then said,"No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘.That way,if we ever break up,I can use it again."

　　送給女友的禮物

　　在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個(gè)貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?”珠寶商問道。

　　那名顧客想了一會(huì)兒，然后說道：“不--在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛’。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”