帶翻譯的英語小笑話（精選5篇）

　　看笑話好處實(shí)在是太多了,生活不能太拘謹(jǐn),生活需要浪漫,那你多看些糗笑話吧,每天開心一下,可以少去很多的煩惱。下面是小編為大家整理的帶翻譯的英語小笑話（精選5篇），歡迎閱讀。

　　帶翻譯的英語小笑話 篇1

　　A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out inthe Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

　　一份報(bào)紙組織了一場(chǎng)競(jìng)賽，為下面的問題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅?”

　　The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

　　獲獎(jiǎng)的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”

　　帶翻譯的.英語小笑話 篇2

　　He is really somebody!

　　" My uncle has 1000 men under him."

　　"He is really somebody. What does he do?"

　　"A maintenance man in a cemetery. "

　　他真是一個(gè)大人物!

　　“我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人�！�

　　“他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的?”

　　“墓地守墓人。”

　　帶翻譯的英語小笑話 篇3

　　A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention,passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the threewe have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

　　Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We justlost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive inLondon three hours late."

　　At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose anotherengine, we'll be up here all night!"

　　一架747客機(jī)正在跨越大西洋時(shí)，喇叭里傳來了機(jī)長(zhǎng)的聲音：“旅客們請(qǐng)注意，我們的四個(gè)引擎中有一個(gè)丟失了。但剩下的'三個(gè)引擎會(huì)把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時(shí) �！�

　　過了一會(huì)兒，旅客們又聽到機(jī)長(zhǎng)的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎么啦 ?我們剛又掉了第三個(gè)引擎。但請(qǐng)你們相信好了。只有一個(gè)引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個(gè)小時(shí)了。”

　　正在這時(shí)，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們?cè)俚粢粋�(gè)引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了�！�

　　帶翻譯的英語小笑話 篇4

　　but I'm not listening while doing my make-up.

　　In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining her hair and doing her make-up. Theteacher noticed and commented, "you shouldn't do your make-up while listening to class."

　　Replied Mary, " but I'm not listening while doing my make-up."

　　可我化妝時(shí)沒聽課呀

　　課堂內(nèi)，瑪麗對(duì)著一個(gè)小鏡子束發(fā)，化妝。 老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了，說：“你不應(yīng)該聽課時(shí)化妝。”

　　瑪麗回答說：“可我化妝時(shí)沒聽課呀。”

　　帶翻譯的英語小笑話 篇5

　　Father and son

　　Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a

　　man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

　　Dad: That happens in every country, son.

　　父與子

　　兒子：爸爸，聽說在非洲的一些地方男人在結(jié)婚前根本不認(rèn)識(shí)他的'妻子。

　　父親：孩子，實(shí)際上所有的國(guó)家都是這樣的。