英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單小笑話帶翻譯（精選6篇）

　　看了這些笑話，除了使你開(kāi)懷大笑、忘卻煩憂(yōu)之外，還能讓你在各個(gè)場(chǎng)合得心應(yīng)手，輕易營(yíng)造歡樂(lè)氣氛，成為眾人目光焦點(diǎn)。從笑話中學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)，輕松自在，讓你充滿(mǎn)自信、左右逢源。下面是小編整理的英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單小笑話帶翻譯的內(nèi)容，一起來(lái)看看吧。

　　英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單小笑話帶翻譯 篇1

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"

　　After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時(shí)母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來(lái)，便對(duì)正在看電視的兒子說(shuō)道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開(kāi)著呢？” 過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，兒子回來(lái)說(shuō)：“媽?zhuān)瑥N房里太黑了，我根本就看不見(jiàn)�！�

　　英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單小笑話帶翻譯 篇2

　　Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”

　　Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A convert，my son．”

　　有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒？” 父親（一位老資格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是離開(kāi)我們黨而加入到另一個(gè)黨的'人�！� 有希望的青年人：“那么，離開(kāi)他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢？” 父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子�！�

　　英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單小笑話帶翻譯 篇3

　　Hello everyone!My name is ~~.Now,I am 12 years old. I am from ~~.I am a student in NO.1middle school .I like football with my sister after school .I am good at drawing.And i am likelearning English.Ican speak very well!

　　Do you want to make friend with me ?

　　大家好!我的名字是~ ~.現(xiàn)在,我12歲了.我來(lái)自~ ~.我就讀于第一中學(xué).我喜歡踢足球和我姐姐在放學(xué)后.我擅長(zhǎng)于畫(huà)畫(huà).我喜歡學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ). 我能講英語(yǔ)講得很好!

　　你想和我交朋友吧?

　　英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單小笑話帶翻譯 篇4

　　I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

　　This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.To rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning. In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.

　　我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他們永不會(huì)有機(jī)會(huì)來(lái)享受早晨的新鮮空氣和寧?kù)o。

　　這真是一件 發(fā)令人遺憾的事情。早起是我們應(yīng)該養(yǎng)成的一種良好習(xí)慣。為什么？因?yàn)樵绯渴俏覀儚氖聦W(xué)業(yè)的大好時(shí)間。再者，早起對(duì)我們健康也有益處。我希望每個(gè)人應(yīng)該知道我們必須早起的理由。

　　英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單小笑話帶翻譯 篇5

　　"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

　　He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

　　“醫(yī)生”她沖進(jìn)屋后大聲說(shuō)道。

　　“我想讓你坦率地說(shuō)我到底得了什么病�！�

　　他從頭到腳打量打量她，然后大聲說(shuō)：“太太，我有三件事要對(duì)你說(shuō)。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會(huì)改變。第三，我是一位畫(huà)家——醫(yī)生住在樓下�！�

　　英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)單小笑話帶翻譯 篇6

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？

　　Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.

　　Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.

　　Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”

　　體育老師：孩子們，你們見(jiàn)過(guò)男女混合雙打嗎？

　　尼克：見(jiàn)過(guò)，老師，經(jīng)常見(jiàn)。就在昨天夜里我還見(jiàn)過(guò)呢！

　　老師：那你給大家講講當(dāng)時(shí)的情形吧。

　　尼克：啊，對(duì)不起，老師。我爸爸常說(shuō):“家丑不可外揚(yáng)。”