大學(xué)畢業(yè)感言一句話
1. college is the best time of your life. when else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
大學(xué)是你一生中最美好的時(shí)光。什么時(shí)候你的父母還會(huì)一年花幾千塊供你去一個(gè)陌生的地方天天晚上喝醉。
1. of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates。
大學(xué)當(dāng)然是個(gè)有很多知識(shí)的地方:大一的帶進(jìn)來一些,大四的帶不走多少,知識(shí)便積累起來了。
3. a professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep。
教授就是別人都睡了他還在講話的人 。
4. as long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools。
只要有考試,學(xué)校里就會(huì)有禱告者。
5. the things taught in colleges are not an education, but the means to an education。
大學(xué)里學(xué)得不是知識(shí),而是學(xué)習(xí)知識(shí)的方法 。
6. never get married in college:it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake。
千萬不要在大學(xué)結(jié)婚:一旦你未來的雇主發(fā)現(xiàn)你已經(jīng)犯下一個(gè)錯(cuò)誤,你就很難起步了。
7. education is not preparation for life, education is life itself。
學(xué)習(xí)不是為生活做準(zhǔn)備,學(xué)習(xí)就是生活的全部 。
8. the university brings out all abilities, including incapability。
大學(xué)能培養(yǎng)人的各種能力,包括無能。
9. the chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter。
上大學(xué)的主要價(jià)值是:只有上了才知道真的不值啊。
10. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read。
期末考試中80%的內(nèi)容都來自你翹掉的那節(jié)課和你漏讀的那本書 。
11. to those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, i say well done. and to the c students, i say you too may one day be president of the united states."
那些取得好成績(jī)的同學(xué),做的好!那些得c的同學(xué),有一天你們會(huì)成為美國(guó)總統(tǒng)。
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